THIS IS THE DRUNKS MANTRA

THIS IS THE DRUNKS MANTRA A tiger will pick the slowest deer in the herd to hunt down and kill. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole is maintained or even improved by the regular culling of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can operate only as fast as the slowest brain cells through which the electrical signal passes. Recent epidemiological studies have shown that while excessive intake of alcohol kills off brain cells, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. Thus, regular consumption of beer, wine etc., helps eliminate the weaker cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. The result of this in-depth study verifies and validates the causal link between all-weekend parties and job related performance. It also explains why, after a few short years of leaving a university and getting married, most professionals cannot keep up with the performance of the new graduates. Only those few that stick to the strict regimen of voracious alcoholic consumption can maintain the intellectual levels that they achieve during their student days. So, this is a call to arms. We are looking for all you drunks out there to join us. By killing off those weak brain cells we will become superior beings and therefore the mighteist alliance on server 1. Go on, take a drink and lets win this thing.
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